OH. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. AAAAAH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST BEST BEST THING TO HAVE HAPPENED.
This doesn't sound coherent at all! But you know what happened today? Agh, let me calm down...
Today during PE Rhiannon and I were just walking around the track like usual, and then I decided I wanted to see the Slender Man, darn it! And so I started screaming for the Slender Man to show himself and appear right that instant, and taunting him, and we went round the track once with all this with Rhiannon holding her head and freaking out and saying no, no, don't call him, it's a bad idea, and then nothing happened and she's like, see, nothing happened! But then up ahead there's this break in the fence and then trees and then suburbs, and in the trees I SEE A VERY TALL FIGURE MADE JUST OF SHADOWS AND DARKNESS AND NOTHING ELSE and it didn't seem right and then I pointed to it and said, no I see him! And she did too, and then I ran up to it and then when I came to it it was gone and then she's saying are you a proxy now and I'm like no, I'm just curious and I SAW THE SLENDER MAN. I SAW HIM WITH THESE EYES. Rhiannon's not insane and she's not making it up and I'm not insane either! Or else it's a folie a deux, which seems really unlikely because I -- saw -- him!
-- Elizabeth de Angelis
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